I saw this while surfing the web today and thought it was pretty funny.

Anti Monkey Butt Powder is a specially formulated powder to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. It is ideal for activities such as trucking, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead! Anti Monkey Butt Corp is dedicated to maximizing the performance and comfort of sports enthusiasts and people who work hard all day long. If you’ve suffered from the soreness, itching and redness caused by the friction of clothing against skin, then you know it can ruin your day. Our goal is to help to prevent “Monkey Butt” so you can enjoy your favorite activity.

Check out the Anti Monkey Butt website for more information.