We’ve all heard of “Dear Abby” and now we have the cyclist’s version over at at CycleDog.

Here’s a couple selections from “Ask Crankset”:

Dear Mr. Crankset,
I met a guy at the local coffee shop and we seemed to hit it off well. He seems nice, very athletic and trim because he’s a cyclist, but I’m wondering a little bit about his legs. He shaves them! He asked me out to dinner, but I’m worried that he might be…um…not really manly, if you know what I mean. What should I do?
Signed,
Uncertain

Dear Uncertain,
Truly committed road racers shave their legs. There are lots of reasons for this, but mostly it comes down to tradition. Don’t worry about it. Instead, invite him to your place for dinner and make something with lots of pasta. A racer’s heart lies directly through his stomach. Good luck!

Read the rest of them for some good advice!