CycleDog has his tongue-in-cheek excuses for not commuting. He says Oaklahoma style, I say southern, redneck style. My favorites…

• My brother, Earl, used to ride one of them mountain bikes. His last words were, “Here! Hold my beer and watch this!”
• My Wranglers get caught in the chain
• I can’t find a rifle rack to fit my bike

Check ‘em all out.