• You hear someone had a crash and your first question is “How’s the bike?”
• You buy your crutches instead of renting.
• You convert your car’s brake & gas pedals to clipless.
• You see nothing wrong with discussing the connection between hydration and urine color.
• You have more money invested in your bike clothes than in the rest of your combined wardrobe.
• You see a fit, tanned, Lycra-clad young woman ride by, and the first thing you check out is her bicycle.
• You empathize with the roadkill.

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