For those of you that are depressed and alone night after night, I present Cycling Singles. If you are desperate enough to use an online dating service, but still picky enough to want only a rider as a mate, this is the site for you.

I just had to create my “free” profile just to see what they ask. The questions range from obvious to ridiculous. My favorite is the choices under “Appearance” are:

• I’m told that I’m very attractive
• Above average looks
• Average looks
• It shouldn’t matter, should it?

I love how they replace those who fall under the “I scare children when in public” category with something about looks not mattering.

Anyway, there seem to be a lot of people signed up. Oh well, good luck to all of you!